Today's Fortune

"You have an ability to sense and know higher truth."

Damn Chinese take-out. This revelation does me no good!

Not that I don't appreciate the sentiment, Ha Ha Fortune Cookie Company of Brooklyn. I was just looking for something more along the lines of "You'll be together soon"or "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" but I guess 'Ha Ha' has had the last laugh.

I think I'll go for Italian next week.